Epic Lloyd:
This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive.
I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe!
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro,
but for now just stick to editing that gay *ss Monday Show!
I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast.
Then leak to Youtube your middle name is Alexis!
I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading.
You should start leaving, look your hair line's already retreating!
Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two sh*ts.
Everyone knows your page is just a place the rap battles live!
Dude you're really huge on Youtube, you got a great career.
But remember you got famous off my idea!
Nice Peter:
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie.
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys!
Look at you, let me just tell you what I see.
You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me!
I drew moustache on your face and played a mean Hitler.
Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler!
You big toothed, choppy face, horse looking prick.
You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my d*ck!
Epic Lloyd:
You're taller than I am but you look up to me.
The guy that got you your first job in comedy!
Nice Peter:
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.
You've got as much music talent as Chuck f*cking Norris!
Epic Lloyd:
You a musician? That's kinda streching.
You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression!
Nice Peter:
You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?
It's like i'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum!
Epic Lloyd:
Imma knock you right outta your little Superman socks.
You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock!
Nice Peter:
Man... you don't even have to say that kind of sh*t.
F*ck the rap battles, and you. I quit!
This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive.
I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe!
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro,
but for now just stick to editing that gay *ss Monday Show!
I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast.
Then leak to Youtube your middle name is Alexis!
I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading.
You should start leaving, look your hair line's already retreating!
Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two sh*ts.
Everyone knows your page is just a place the rap battles live!
Dude you're really huge on Youtube, you got a great career.
But remember you got famous off my idea!
Nice Peter:
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie.
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys!
Look at you, let me just tell you what I see.
You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me!
I drew moustache on your face and played a mean Hitler.
Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler!
You big toothed, choppy face, horse looking prick.
You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my d*ck!
Epic Lloyd:
You're taller than I am but you look up to me.
The guy that got you your first job in comedy!
Nice Peter:
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.
You've got as much music talent as Chuck f*cking Norris!
Epic Lloyd:
You a musician? That's kinda streching.
You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression!
Nice Peter:
You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?
It's like i'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum!
Epic Lloyd:
Imma knock you right outta your little Superman socks.
You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock!
Nice Peter:
Man... you don't even have to say that kind of sh*t.
F*ck the rap battles, and you. I quit!