The Easter Bunny:
How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'!
My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping!
The Easter Bunny baby, I deserve to be arrogant,
you ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian!
Uuuu, what you gonna do?
You’ve got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn’t keep you out of China,
Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!
Genghis Khan:
Ha, ha, ha, come on! Your bunny *ss about to feel the wrath of Kahn!
Silly rabbit, you’ll need more than luck,
You’ve got two giant ears, but can’t hear that you suck!
I drive a Mongol hoard, your army is weak!
What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I’ll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat,
then butcher your family, and make a new coat!
The Easter Bunny:
Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness.
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!
I give people candy, you just like to pillage.
Why don’t you get out of my face and go back to your village!
Genghis Khan:
From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land.
Now my DNA’s in dudes from New York to Japan!
Hah! Easter my *ss, you’re not in the Bible.
You’re a fluffy b*tch mascot for Hallmark in denial!
How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'!
My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping!
The Easter Bunny baby, I deserve to be arrogant,
you ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian!
Uuuu, what you gonna do?
You’ve got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn’t keep you out of China,
Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!
Genghis Khan:
Ha, ha, ha, come on! Your bunny *ss about to feel the wrath of Kahn!
Silly rabbit, you’ll need more than luck,
You’ve got two giant ears, but can’t hear that you suck!
I drive a Mongol hoard, your army is weak!
What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I’ll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat,
then butcher your family, and make a new coat!
The Easter Bunny:
Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness.
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!
I give people candy, you just like to pillage.
Why don’t you get out of my face and go back to your village!
Genghis Khan:
From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land.
Now my DNA’s in dudes from New York to Japan!
Hah! Easter my *ss, you’re not in the Bible.
You’re a fluffy b*tch mascot for Hallmark in denial!