Justin Bieber:
Look what the cat dragged back from the dead,
man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his *ss on your head!
I’m the next the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Bette White!
Here’s some aspirin, you’re catching Bieber fever tonight!
Because my voice is incredible, and your music is terrible,
Who even listens to Classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you’re right next to me,
I can understand why they used a dog,
To play you in the movies!
Beethoven:
Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson.
Ask Bach, I got more c*ck than Smith and Wesson!
Never say Never? You’ll never be forgetting,
I’ve crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages!
Your music gets you b*tches on your Facebook pages!
I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree.
My name is Beethoven motherf*cker, maybe you’ve heard of me?
Not the Saint Bernard Version, I’m the real O.G.
You wanna trade blows? You can’t even hit puberty!
Justin Bieber:
I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage,
When’s the last time your music got anybody laid?
I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left.
What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!
Beethoven:
I would smack you, but in Germany, we don’t hit little girls!
And I’m glad I’m deaf so I can’t hear that piece of sh*t “My World”!
There’s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies.
You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them their seats!
Look what the cat dragged back from the dead,
man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his *ss on your head!
I’m the next the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Bette White!
Here’s some aspirin, you’re catching Bieber fever tonight!
Because my voice is incredible, and your music is terrible,
Who even listens to Classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you’re right next to me,
I can understand why they used a dog,
To play you in the movies!
Beethoven:
Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson.
Ask Bach, I got more c*ck than Smith and Wesson!
Never say Never? You’ll never be forgetting,
I’ve crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages!
Your music gets you b*tches on your Facebook pages!
I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree.
My name is Beethoven motherf*cker, maybe you’ve heard of me?
Not the Saint Bernard Version, I’m the real O.G.
You wanna trade blows? You can’t even hit puberty!
Justin Bieber:
I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage,
When’s the last time your music got anybody laid?
I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left.
What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!
Beethoven:
I would smack you, but in Germany, we don’t hit little girls!
And I’m glad I’m deaf so I can’t hear that piece of sh*t “My World”!
There’s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies.
You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them their seats!