Frank Sinatra:
Whats wrong with your face baby, yikes!
With those teeth when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite.
Christ! Newsflash, kid this is show business!
Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lip. Boom!
Your bands named Queen huh? Ain't that sweet.
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat!
Thats what's wrong with you people! You'll do anything to get famous!
You changed your name to Mercury, you should've been Freddie Uranus!
Freddie Mercury:
You think I haven't heard those things before?
You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war!
You had a hit song called My Way, but someone else wrote it.
You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!
You've got four notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance!
I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants!
Why do you stand there in a suit? I'ts like your trying to bore me.
When I rock the UK, South America gets horny!
Because my songs have balls, they're the anthems of victory!
Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy!
You're in the pocket of the Mafia, and everybody knows,
Guinea Dago! Guinea Dago? Guinea Dago Figaro!
Frank Sinatra:
Easy jaws of life, I can't stand a racist.
I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis!
Look, we all wanna swing baby, but you took it too far.
You played butthole roulette, and you lost the draw!
Freddie Mercury:
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed.
I didn't leave a mark on history, I French kissed it!
I'm a champion of the world, extinguished in his prime.
So kiss my *ss Frankie! But you'll have to wait in line.
Whats wrong with your face baby, yikes!
With those teeth when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite.
Christ! Newsflash, kid this is show business!
Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lip. Boom!
Your bands named Queen huh? Ain't that sweet.
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat!
Thats what's wrong with you people! You'll do anything to get famous!
You changed your name to Mercury, you should've been Freddie Uranus!
Freddie Mercury:
You think I haven't heard those things before?
You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war!
You had a hit song called My Way, but someone else wrote it.
You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!
You've got four notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance!
I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants!
Why do you stand there in a suit? I'ts like your trying to bore me.
When I rock the UK, South America gets horny!
Because my songs have balls, they're the anthems of victory!
Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy!
You're in the pocket of the Mafia, and everybody knows,
Guinea Dago! Guinea Dago? Guinea Dago Figaro!
Frank Sinatra:
Easy jaws of life, I can't stand a racist.
I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis!
Look, we all wanna swing baby, but you took it too far.
You played butthole roulette, and you lost the draw!
Freddie Mercury:
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed.
I didn't leave a mark on history, I French kissed it!
I'm a champion of the world, extinguished in his prime.
So kiss my *ss Frankie! But you'll have to wait in line.