Gandhi:
You want to battle wits? See who’s a better pacifist?
I fought the Caste system, but you still can not touch this!
Slumdog skillionare, first name Messiah.
Raps so hot, I spit yoga fire!
Everything you preach, I said it first,
you should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse!
Leave your thoughts on the door, like the real Martin Luther.
I am not thinking you shall overcome this, Junior!
Martin Luther King Jr.:
I’m the king of civil rights from the city to Suburbia,
No shoes, no shirt, but I’m still gonna serve ya!
Make ya swallow your words so you can break the fast,
Then thank God Almighty you can eat at last!
I admire the way you broke the British power,
But I have a dream that one day you’ll take a shower!
Like the “H” in your name, you ought to remain silent.
Flatten your style like bread, naan violence!
Gandhi:
You would know about bread, Dr. Birmingham Sandwich.
Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach!
With protests and women, the same advice goes.
Always stay away from the ho’s!
Martin Luther King:
I’ve got so much street cred they write my name on the signs!
I’d ring ya for tech support but I got a no bell prize!
Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows,
but I’m about to forgive you so hard right now!
Gandhi:
I am passively resisting the fact that you suck.
I am celibate because I don’t give a f*ck!
You want to battle wits? See who’s a better pacifist?
I fought the Caste system, but you still can not touch this!
Slumdog skillionare, first name Messiah.
Raps so hot, I spit yoga fire!
Everything you preach, I said it first,
you should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse!
Leave your thoughts on the door, like the real Martin Luther.
I am not thinking you shall overcome this, Junior!
Martin Luther King Jr.:
I’m the king of civil rights from the city to Suburbia,
No shoes, no shirt, but I’m still gonna serve ya!
Make ya swallow your words so you can break the fast,
Then thank God Almighty you can eat at last!
I admire the way you broke the British power,
But I have a dream that one day you’ll take a shower!
Like the “H” in your name, you ought to remain silent.
Flatten your style like bread, naan violence!
Gandhi:
You would know about bread, Dr. Birmingham Sandwich.
Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach!
With protests and women, the same advice goes.
Always stay away from the ho’s!
Martin Luther King:
I’ve got so much street cred they write my name on the signs!
I’d ring ya for tech support but I got a no bell prize!
Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows,
but I’m about to forgive you so hard right now!
Gandhi:
I am passively resisting the fact that you suck.
I am celibate because I don’t give a f*ck!