Kim Jong-Il:
The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to IL.
Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill!
Your body looks like a spray tan banana,
With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana!
I’m coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair,
b*tch, I’ll suplexx you by your friggin d*ck hair!
Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude,
You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!
Hulk Hogan:
You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brother!
You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother!
You’re a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni!
I’m gonna bound you like a check for my alimony!
Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know,
I’ll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show!
I’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling,
brother, I’ll leg drop your *ss back to Beijing!
Kim Jong-Il:
Beijing is in China, you blond *sshole!
I’m a god among men, you’re a suburban commando!
North Korea, b*tch, let me give you a tour!
By the way, your wife says my d*ck is bigger than yours!
Macho Man:
Oh, yeah, it’s about to get real!
Watch me snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-Il!
I don’t like to hit little b*tches with glasses,
But when midgets step up, I stomp midget *sses!
The Macho Man, there is no equal,
So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people!
PUNK!
I’ll elbow drop your whole nation, on behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation!
Ohh, Yeah!
The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to IL.
Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill!
Your body looks like a spray tan banana,
With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana!
I’m coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair,
b*tch, I’ll suplexx you by your friggin d*ck hair!
Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude,
You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!
Hulk Hogan:
You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brother!
You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother!
You’re a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni!
I’m gonna bound you like a check for my alimony!
Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know,
I’ll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show!
I’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling,
brother, I’ll leg drop your *ss back to Beijing!
Kim Jong-Il:
Beijing is in China, you blond *sshole!
I’m a god among men, you’re a suburban commando!
North Korea, b*tch, let me give you a tour!
By the way, your wife says my d*ck is bigger than yours!
Macho Man:
Oh, yeah, it’s about to get real!
Watch me snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-Il!
I don’t like to hit little b*tches with glasses,
But when midgets step up, I stomp midget *sses!
The Macho Man, there is no equal,
So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people!
PUNK!
I’ll elbow drop your whole nation, on behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation!
Ohh, Yeah!