Bruce Lee:
I got the baddest fists of fury, that the world ever saw.
Defeat whole karate schools and motherf*ckers with claws!
How can you talk more sh*t with my fist in your jaw?
Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say "Waaataaaw!"
Your movies, they bore us. They're slow as a tortoise.
I'm the king of nunchucks. I f*cked up Chuck Norris!
I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe.
Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!
Clint Eastwood:
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger.
But I'll rip through your *ss faster than a Pu-Pu platter!
You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks.
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips!
You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop.
So go ahead, make my iPod!
These little dances you do, don't threaten me, Bruce.
F*ck you dude, I even squint better than you!
Bruce Lee:
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly.
I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me!
Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your million dollar babies,
you were cool in the eighties, maybe, but now you're just crazy!
A man who argues with people, who aren't even there.
Is more fit to rap against this f*cking chair!
Clint Eastwood:
Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking.
You can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin!
Your one inch punch, same size as your pecker.
Leave the rapping to me, stick to Chinese checkers!
I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable.
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel!
I got the baddest fists of fury, that the world ever saw.
Defeat whole karate schools and motherf*ckers with claws!
How can you talk more sh*t with my fist in your jaw?
Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say "Waaataaaw!"
Your movies, they bore us. They're slow as a tortoise.
I'm the king of nunchucks. I f*cked up Chuck Norris!
I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe.
Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!
Clint Eastwood:
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger.
But I'll rip through your *ss faster than a Pu-Pu platter!
You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks.
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips!
You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop.
So go ahead, make my iPod!
These little dances you do, don't threaten me, Bruce.
F*ck you dude, I even squint better than you!
Bruce Lee:
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly.
I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me!
Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your million dollar babies,
you were cool in the eighties, maybe, but now you're just crazy!
A man who argues with people, who aren't even there.
Is more fit to rap against this f*cking chair!
Clint Eastwood:
Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking.
You can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin!
Your one inch punch, same size as your pecker.
Leave the rapping to me, stick to Chinese checkers!
I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable.
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel!