Christopher Columbus:
Arrivederci, Imma leave before this battle begins.
'Cause we both know in the end, which captain's gonna win!
I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation,
I'll beat you so bad, they'll feel it in the next generation!
So bring it on, I'll whip you like Klingon.
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like the wrath of Khan!
I've got a neck chop for Spock, I'll put my sword through Sulu.
Check into a priceline hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu!
Captain Kirk:
I'm the enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk,
representing Riverside Iowa, planet... Earth.
I hear you call yourself an explorer but I'm just not having it, you...
Discovered a new world that was already inhabited!
Why don't you boldly go somewhere you've never gone before?
Like India or any destination you've actually set sail for!
You spaghetti eating f*ck, how's your spice-rack doing?
I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing.
Christopher Columbus:
You know, rapping against you, it's not even fun.
It's like somebody's set your brains on stun!
I am the fabric of history, you're a fictional stain!
I'll stick a flag up your *ss and claim you for Spain!
Captain Kirk:
Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492,
So I can beat this man like it's my job.
We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log!
It's Kobayashi for you, there's no way you could win.
When your weak crew sees me approaching, they'll be like "d*mmit, it's Jim!"
I'll double-fist punch you, you slave-making b*tch
Now, take your genocidal ass off of my bridge.
Arrivederci, Imma leave before this battle begins.
'Cause we both know in the end, which captain's gonna win!
I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation,
I'll beat you so bad, they'll feel it in the next generation!
So bring it on, I'll whip you like Klingon.
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like the wrath of Khan!
I've got a neck chop for Spock, I'll put my sword through Sulu.
Check into a priceline hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu!
Captain Kirk:
I'm the enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk,
representing Riverside Iowa, planet... Earth.
I hear you call yourself an explorer but I'm just not having it, you...
Discovered a new world that was already inhabited!
Why don't you boldly go somewhere you've never gone before?
Like India or any destination you've actually set sail for!
You spaghetti eating f*ck, how's your spice-rack doing?
I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing.
Christopher Columbus:
You know, rapping against you, it's not even fun.
It's like somebody's set your brains on stun!
I am the fabric of history, you're a fictional stain!
I'll stick a flag up your *ss and claim you for Spain!
Captain Kirk:
Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492,
So I can beat this man like it's my job.
We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log!
It's Kobayashi for you, there's no way you could win.
When your weak crew sees me approaching, they'll be like "d*mmit, it's Jim!"
I'll double-fist punch you, you slave-making b*tch
Now, take your genocidal ass off of my bridge.